Comments on: Weekend open thread

By: forest hunter

forest hunter — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 14:00:24 +0000

Damn near threw a rod there, eh Bang! HA!

By: Lorica

Lorica — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:52:44 +0000

Those were very funny sock puppets. – Lorica

By: Big Bang Hunter

Big Bang Hunter — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:38:22 +0000

(With apologies to Allan Carr and all the kids at Rydell high)

Greasewald is the word!

We go together -

We go together, like old wool socks
awada wada ding dong
I’m right behind you, hand up your derrier
shoo-bop sha nanna boom boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
That’s the way it should be
Waooo wo-wo Yeah….

We’re one of a kind, like
dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed, like
boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo wap
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
we’ll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-one….

(chorus)

When we go out a night – (oh oh)
And stars are shining bright – (oh, oh)
Up in the blogosphere
Everyone will know we’re here
Where you can find us
All twelve of me R us
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh….

(bridge, fortisimo)

Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Fake names!
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Dumb mustache!
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Same Emails!
Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do
Sockpuppets!
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
We Love Me!
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh……

(fini)

We’re for each other like
womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Just like my brother socks
sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
We’ll always be together
Waooo wo-wo Yeah!

We’ll always be togetherâ€¦
We’ll always be togetherâ€¦

(group fortisimo)

DOIN’ THAT JUMPIN’ HAND JIVE, SHA RAMA RAMA BOOM BOOM!!!!!

- Bang

By: benning

benning — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 22:28:26 +0000

Bang: Good round-up! Sadly, though, once again we preach to the choir! The MSM needs to get their collective head outa their collective ass and publish this stuff on the front pages! Also, for websites to show support of Israel, try checking out JackLewis.Net for a nice corner banner. I got mine!

By: Big Bang Hunter

Big Bang Hunter — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:15:09 +0000

- The absolute final, final, no way around it final, word on the Greenwaldish “affair” here….(warning – sockpuppets ahead)

- Bang

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 16:51:39 +0000

Thanks Sev for the explanation but I was told or heard that the rats have alot of missle launchers up in the hills and they are firing from there and as the media reports most of the civilians are hightailing it out of there. I did not see too many houses or structures up there, but I could be wrong, but Isreal has got to keep hittin em hard and they have used some big bombs trying to go underground to hit them in their bunkers in the city. Just thought it may help to hit em on the hills.
General Drewsmom reporting for duty.

By: Severian

Severian — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:57:34 +0000

Three reasons why Israel is not carpet bombing:

1 – It would generate massive civilian casualties

2 – It wouldn’t be that effective, the armaments and Hezbollah strong points are usually in hardened bunkers they’ve had the opportunity to build over the past years of Lebanese complicity by ignoring them. You can bomb the crap out of such country and they pop up like rats coming out of the woodwork afterwards.

3 – It’s hard to carpet bomb when all you have are fighter-bombers like F-16′s. Israel doesn’t have any heavy bombers, one B52 can carry more bombs than 8 or 10 F-16′s can.

By: Lorica

Lorica — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 14:46:13 +0000

Sorry to hear about your loss Bak. It is a hard thing to lose a friend. Keep those memories close, they will see you thru. – Lorica

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:59:36 +0000

Sorry to hear of you loss but they will have good company up in Heaven, my Mom will watch over your loved one.
Can we start up a diagloge on Iraq, after what thier PM say I’m getting antsy to pull out and let em kill each other off and then we evac the civilians who are innocent and carpet bomb the entire city and leave saddam in his cell, still fasting I hope.
Also, someone in the military, plz answer me this — why doesn’t the Isreal planes carpet bomb the border like we did in Afganastan looking for coward ass binladen? Seems like that would take out the bombs in the bunkers – but alas, I am a dumb broad I guess.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:14:22 +0000

Big Bang, you have been immortalized! Your comment:

Wonder Bread? That stuff could take a hit from a Katyusha rocket, dust itself off, and go play a beer league double header without so much as a changing its shorts.
Wonder bread – F’ Yeahhhh!

(Nuke them with bleached bread from orbitâ€¦. It’s the only way to be sureâ€¦)

is in the ‘best of’ comments of the year by stickenstein.

His site is currently cracking me up

By: Marshall Art

Marshall Art — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:04:20 +0000

My sympathies, Baklava.

By: forest hunter

forest hunter — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:01:59 +0000

Baklava: Though we are no consolation for your friend, you still have us and we you. For you and yours from us. LINK

By: Baklava

Baklava — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 02:47:48 +0000

Love and caring.

By: benning

benning — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 21:38:08 +0000

Baklava, sorry to hear of your loss. By all means we should tell those we care for that we do care for them! And not simply because they may pass on before we get the chance. What better expression is there than Love, eh?

By: Severian

Severian — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 20:51:51 +0000

Just found this on Debkafile: LINK These orders went out from Syrian president Bashar Assad July 20 when Iran's Revolutionary Guards commander Brig.-Gen Yahya Rahim Safavi (picture) assumed command of the Lebanon war from Hizballah leader Hassan Nasrallah. Tehran's direct military intervention in the conflict was accompanied by an Iranian weapons airlift which began landing Wednesday, July 19, at the Abu Ad Duhur military airfield north of Homs. The deliveries include large quantities of new missiles, including the long-range Zelzal and Fajr 3 and Fajr 5 missiles, Katyusha rockets, anti-tank and anti-air missiles sent out from RG HQ in Bandar Abbas on the Persian Gulf. Assad acted on the assumption that Israel, whose air force and ground forces are already hammering the cross-border supply routes north of the Litani River to block the passage of Iranian hardware to Hizballah, will soon decide to go for Iranian military operations in Damascus and Abu Ad Duhur. Go read the whole thing, this will not be controlable or stopable until we realize that Syria and Iran need to be slapped down hard, and suffer significant casualties and damage. It's past time we stopped pussyfooting around with these rogue states, and realize that we will have to fight a war with them, no other approach will work.