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… for the Nobel Peace Prize concert, which will take place on Dec. 11th in honor of the Goracle, the day after the he is officially awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo for using baseless dire predictions about the end of the world to scare the hell out of the gullible.
Rumor has it that toilet paper will be rationed at one square per person, bottled water will not be sold, fried chicken will be banned, and walking will be discouraged – unless you show up to the concert naked, or work for greeNBC.
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Somehow, I don’t think that I’ll be amongst the celebrants anyway…
And all celebrants will forgo their private jets and limos forever, and let the materials they were made from change back to the ores that were dug out of Mommy Earth by them eeevil capitalists, and wear nothing but garments made from Hemp, which as everyone knows is renewable, bio-degradable, edible, rope and sail make-able etc… The real deal is that Algore and his Hollywood friends would no more give up their cushy petroleum-fueled life-styles than a bird of prey would give up animal flesh and subsist on raw veggies.