Pretty awesome!!!!!!

Dear Mr. Obama

When black holes are outlawed, only outlaws will have black holes!

They’re probably going to demand “One millllllllllllion dollars…………….”

No serious scientist that I know of has these concerns. But that’s typical of the British press’s fascination with hysteria and rabble rousing.

Fear Looms Over Scientist’s Experiment to Uncover Secrets of ‘Big Bang’

A British physicist has claimed he can explain the secrets of the Big Bang Theory, but his controversial experiment has scientists believing he could bring about the end of the world, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported.

But 63-year-old Dr. Lyn Evans of Aberdare, England, popularly known as “Evans the Atom,” claims to know the answers, and will test his experiment on Wednesday by using a 17-mile-long doughnut-shaped tunnel that will smash sub-atomic particles together at the speed of light, the Mail reported.

Sounds interesting enough, but what’s the down side?

Evans’ ambitions, however, have brought widespread concern among scientists who say the experiment could create a shower of unstable black holes inside the Earth, and subsequently bring destruction to the planet.

Wonderful. That would be about right though wouldn’t it? In an effort to prove that there is no God, this scientist might destroy the world. Perfect.

“Nothing will happen for at least four years,” retired German Otto Rossler told the Mail. “Then someone will spot a light ray coming out of the Indian Ocean during the night and no one will be able to explain it.”

Well, as long as the ray of light were shining on Obama, nobody would question it. Hey!! Four years from now? That would be right about the time Obama’s first term was ending, wouldn’t it? Right around the time of the end of the world?

Coincidence?!?!?! I think not!!!!

But let’s give men some credit too – after all, the Alaskan demographics that elected this marvelous woman run 9-1 gun-toting male domination.

“Late Night” host David Letterman says he has reservations when doing jokes about John McCain’s age. Letterman tells Rolling Stone, “Every time we have these jokes about him, I always think to myself, ‘This is not entirely fair.’”

He says McCain’s age is an obvious target, and that poking fun at Barack Obama is more difficult. He says, “I don’t think people have a way to get in there. There’s nothing automatically that you can go to.“

I’m sure a political newborn whose claim to fame is a “community organizer” with ties to domestic terrorists and America haters is VERY difficult to joke about.

You’re such a coward, Dave.