Comments on: Who is “Senate Candidate Number 5″?

By: Steve Skubinna

Steve Skubinna — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:33:12 +0000

Damn it, I probably shouldn’t say anything, but the other day Sneery, while he was supposed to be repainting my garage door, asked me how he could get a half million dollars.

I said something about asking his Dad for an advance on his allowance, and haven’t seen the kid since. And my garage door is still only half painted.

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By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:12:48 +0000

I shoulda known it was you, MD!

By: Mwalimu Daudi

Mwalimu Daudi — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:28:06 +0000

I may as well confess. I am Senate Candidate Number 5.

Here is the soon-to-be-released transcript of a recording of my voice:

MD: Where am I?
Number 2: In the Peoples Democratic Republic of Hopenchange.
MD: What do you want?
Number 2: We want information.
MD: Whose side are you on?
Number 2: That would be telling. We want information… information… information.
MD: You won’t get it.
Number 2: By hook or by crook, we will.
MD: Who are you?
Number 2: The new Number 2.
MD: Who is Number 1?
Number 2: You are Senate Candidate Number 5.
MD: I am not a number, I am a free man.
Number 2: (laughter)