Comments on: Caption This: Mr. Goracle Goes To Washington

By: sunsettommy

sunsettommy — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:00:42 +0000

Did the gloomy fella have something to say to further his massive conflict of interest?

By: Rich Horton

Rich Horton — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:56:04 +0000

“We must pass this ‘stimulus’ package. We need to contract GDP by 20%…not a measley 1.7%”

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:18:16 +0000

If we don’t act soon, we’ll reach a climate tipping point! Ask my wife, Tipper, she understands tipping points. She’s the one who tips the staff, and even I’ve been know to tipple a bit now and then..Tippacanoe and Tyler Too! Wait, where was I?

By: Neo

Neo — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:28:01 +0000

I believe that your thinking of .. my wife .. Morgan Fairchild .. yeah .. that’s it

By: Neo

Neo — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:24:23 +0000

"Now they tell me that the IPCC report violated 72 scientific principles of forecasting"

By: Lorica

Lorica — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:20:30 +0000

I COULD’VE HAD A V8!!!!

By: Public Secrets

Public Secrets — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:14:37 +0000

Link fiesta: global warming and mocking the Goracle…

Things have been really busy lately, so I haven’t had time to write about current events the way I’d like. And yet, I hate to pass up any chance to mock the pseudoscientific Cult of Anthropogenic Global Warming, so I’m……

By: PrivatePigg

PrivatePigg — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:40:49 +0000

Carbon emissions? No, sir. The biggest cause of global warming is all the BTUs emitted by fat blowhards like myself.

By: NC Cop

NC Cop — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:07:54 +0000

“Uh, facts?….evidence??? Uh, no I don’t seem to have those here in front of me at the moment….”

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:56:19 +0000

Here’s mine:

“Darn it, I left my super secret global warming decoder pen at my eco-unfriendly home. May I be excused?”

By: proof

proof — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:50:22 +0000

You know, I’ve had it up to here with the blizzard jokes!

By: Sister Toldjah

Sister Toldjah — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:48:53 +0000

You guys are a riot! I’m going to be laughing for hours over this thread. Another night with no sleep. Thanks alot!

By: Severian

Severian — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:45:51 +0000

See…see! I’m sweating like a pig here, it’s because the planet has a fever, not because I’m fat!

By: William Teach

William Teach — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:24:08 +0000

“Whew! After being outside during a DC winter, feels like the Caribbean in here!”

“Lying sure makes one sweat! Or, could be the polar bear I just ate.”

By: Great White Rat

Great White Rat — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 02:21:50 +0000

Al Gore’s day took a turn for the worse when a prankster slipped a copy of the former VP’s home’s latest electric bill into his prepared remarks.