Oh, John “F’ing” Kerry – you’re soo “f’ing” funny

Posted by: ST on June 24, 2009 at 9:02 pm

Such class:

WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. John Kerry must have been channeling his inner Letterman yesterday.

The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and claimed to be hiking along the Appalachian Trail, but no one was really certain of his whereabouts.

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

The Democratic-centric crowd laughed.

I’ll just bet they did.

I should note for the record that he made the “joke” before it was revealed that Sanford was sleeping around on his wife. But knowing Kerry and his penchant for tacky, tasteless “humor”, that news probably wouldn’t have stopped him from trying to draw a chuckle from the crowd at Gov. Palin’s expense.

Hey, Senator Kerry – don’t quit your day job.

Er, wait. On second thought …

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  1. NC Cop says:

    Who’s John Kerry?

  2. Buffoon says:

    He’s Ketchup woman’s wife :d

  3. SpideyTerry says:

    Huh, who would’ve thought that that Frankenstein’s reject wasn’t funny? Oh yeah, me. Y’know, Kerry really shouldn’t be making fun of anyone – least of Palin. Last I checked she never said anything along the lines of “I voted for it before I voted it against it” or referred to soldiers in Iraq as dumb. But, hey, only a truly incompetent, loathsome piece of crap would say things like that. Am I right?

    I look forward to Kerry’s inevitable “I’m sorry you were too dumb to get my joke” apology.

  4. Steve Skubinna says:

    Kerry, like all doctrinaire Dems, has a problem with strong, self confident women. Plus, I’m sure he’s aware of how pallid he looks next to Todd Palin.

    We’re just seeing low level Beta Male resentment here, folks. Nothing new.

  5. Lorica says:

    Lurch is such a low life puke, I really just have no care, whatsoever, about what he says about anyone. I know that whatever it is he is saying is a lie anyway, or he has done far worse. Just think soon and very soon, this idiot will be the senior Senator for MA. LOL :o) To paraphrase Kevin Costner in the movie JFK; I doubt this man would qualify as an admin assistant in my office.

    When someone attempts to make other people think they are smarter than they really are, they just look stupid. – Lorica

  6. Carlos says:

    Steve hit the nail on the head again, with his “strong, self-confident women” comment.

    However, I’m sure J. Francois K. is fully aware of how pallid he looks next to HER, let alone her husband.

    And finally, seems to me Palin didn’t get into college on a minority pass and graduate with what would be failing scores if honestly graded by her professors, unlike a certain SCOTUS nominee, and I’m just as sure she would score higher on any valid intelligence test she and either Francois or the “wise Latina” took.

  7. chris says:

    Is John Kerry still alive? I thought he offed himself after a failed attempt at the White House and when his war buddies called him out. what a loser.

  8. Brontefan says:

    Is this like the joke he made about going to college so you wouldn’t have to join the military? Ah, but I suppose this is the only way he can get any attention in Washington these days! :((

  9. Bachbone says:

    I guess if it doesn’t play well in New York City, you recycle a “joke” to your baked bean second banana in Washington, huh?

    If a conservative had said that about any Democrat, it would have made headlines of every newspaper and the lead story of every Network news show. Jot it down on that ever-lengthening list of MSM double standards.