Comments on: GAO: Some states aren’t using all their stimulus cash to create jobs

By: Carlos

Carlos — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:18:26 +0000

Heck, GWR, the Ice Ages and past global warmings were GW’s fault, along with the end of the dinosaurs, the Black Plague and underarm sweat.

And yes, Obama will still be running against him in 2076. In the words of a great cartoon character, “What a maroon!”

By: Great White Rat

Great White Rat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:23:12 +0000

Carlos, you forgot to mention that the 1000% daily inflation will be George Bush’s fault.

By: Steve Skubinna

Steve Skubinna — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:18:58 +0000

I wish I could get some stimulus funds. I’d buy a new boat, and about a ton of malted milk balls. Because so far I haven’t seen much in the way of assistance to boat builders and malted milk ball manufacturers. Heck, I like boats. And malted milk balls.

I suppose I could get some new socks, too. I mean, the ones I have are okay, but if we don’t take action America might have to depend upon foreign sock providers.

So anyway, if I get a pile of stimulus money, you guys are all invited to come over and sit in my new boat and have malted milk balls.

And socks. Because a country that turns its back on boats, malted milk balls and socks is a country that has given up on the future. And, ummmm, go ahead and insert the standard BS boilerplate about the children, too.

By: Carlos

Carlos — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:10:40 +0000

Heck, at the rate they’re going the first jobs created and/or saved will be in 2075, just in time for the tricentennial! Of course, by that time the donks will have seventeen generations of our progeny mortgaged to the Chinese, and some Chinese businessmen will be running GM, Wall Street, the guvmint “free” health plan, and the local abortion mill.

And Obama (thanks to life-extending drugs only the rich can afford) will still be prez, will be an openly-worshipping muslim, and will still be telling us it’s going to take just a little bit more to turn things around. And inflation will be running about 1000% a day by then, too.

Hope&Change. What a deal.

By: MarkJ

MarkJ — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:36:59 +0000

Definition of a Democrat: a person with a stalled car who thinks they can get it running again by siphoning out the gas tank and removing the entire engine.