She unfolded her long smooth legs like a step ladder – legs that had marched miles in support of Mother Cindy Sheehan. The hot, sultry weather caused by global climate change caused her silky dress to cling to her form, accentuating her full breasts that experts agree do not require a mammogram before age 100 and cannot be taken as a sign of medical care rationing except by haters like Sarah Palin.

She was troubled – troubled by the lover’s quarrel she had with her lesbian partner that she moved in with after she could no longer stand her husband’s warmongering in Iraq and Afghanistan. The argument was over the pressing need for a public option in the health care reform and the frightening plight of the polar bear. She sighed, and stroked her flat stomach that betrayed no hint of the 26 acts of freedom of choice she exercised at her local Planned Parenthood clinic.

Somewhere in the background could be heard the sound of a radio carrying conservative hate that caused people to throw teabags at politicians and commit other acts of terrorism.

Pulitzer Prize, here I come!

I have started back (after a long hiatus) to creative writing in my spare time

So you’re going to start writing things like “a million jobs created or saved”, or “the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees”?????

Say it ain’t so, ST…

Vampire.

Fruity vegetarian with a skin condition.

(I do like the rest of the Lair tho )